{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}
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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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