{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the belt go to prison?","punchline":"He held up a pair of pants!","id":316}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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