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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"fact":"Retractable claws are a physical phenomenon that sets cats apart from the rest of the animal kingdom. I n the cat family, only cheetahs cannot retract their claws.","length":163}
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