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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}

{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}

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