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Cambridge is a university town and the administrative centre of the county of Cambridgeshire, England. It lies in East Anglia about 50 miles (80 km) north of London. Its main transport links are the M11 road to London, the A14 east–west road and the West Anglia Main Line railway to London.

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{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}

{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}

{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}

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Vladimír Šmilauer was a Czech linguist, Bohemist and Slovakist.